betzine:

singlesaurus-rex:

gnattynat:

bbcsherlockftw:

batched:

whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath

And I am Benadryl Slumberbelch. Lord of all.

Billiardball Slumberbelch, at your service

Beachbody Bandersnatch

Brodyquest Humperdinck

betzine:

singlesaurus-rex:

gnattynat:

bbcsherlockftw:

batched:

whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath

And I am Benadryl Slumberbelch. Lord of all.

Billiardball Slumberbelch, at your service

Beachbody Bandersnatch

Brodyquest Humperdinck

(Source: evayna)

justanotherpalestinian:

The Palestinian passport before the Nakba. Don’t tell us we never existed.

justanotherpalestinian:

The Palestinian passport before the Nakba. Don’t tell us we never existed.

221cbakerstreet:

pyroluminescence:

pyroluminescence:

thekingofvikings:

trainerjessikawantstobattle:

Pokemon X/Y is going to be set in France.

Yay! We can finally run from trainer battles!

I’ve seen that comment like 300 times now and I still don’t get it someone explain the joke to me I suck at being a Frenchman

see if i give you nutella at ab

omg pyro

the french run from battles

owlgalleon45:

Dan in the June 2013 issue of US Vogue.

deja-fuck-you:

downwith-perfection:

This gif can work for pretty much everything.
Phone died: this gif.
Failed a test: this gif.
Period: this gif.
Lots of homework: this gif.
I feel like breaking a plate: this gif.

Life: this gif.

deja-fuck-you:

downwith-perfection:

This gif can work for pretty much everything.

Phone died: this gif.

Failed a test: this gif.

Period: this gif.

Lots of homework: this gif.

I feel like breaking a plate: this gif.

Life: this gif.

(Source: battle-of-evermore)

danaglovesyou:

disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

you know you don’t want to get in treble

danaglovesyou:

disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

you know you don’t want to get in treble

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much that they’ll loose their cubs. So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetahs comfortable enough to: A. Get laid and B. Not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetahs their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much that they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetahs comfortable enough to:
A. Get laid and
B. Not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetahs their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

lord-kitschener:

Every time you post this photo to the WWI-related tags, god kills a kitten young, idealistic poet. 
 This photo is from a volcanic island named Miyaki-jima, part of the Izu Islands, a small chain off the southeast cost of Japan. Miyaki-jima is home to the active volcano Mt. Oyama, and both visitors to and inhabitants of the island are required to always have a gas mask with them due to the danger of possible releases of sulfuric gas by the volcano. You are not required to wear the mask at all times, but, as you can see, it makes for some interesting photo-ops.

lord-kitschener:

Every time you post this photo to the WWI-related tags, god kills a kitten young, idealistic poet. 

 This photo is from a volcanic island named Miyaki-jima, part of the Izu Islands, a small chain off the southeast cost of Japan. Miyaki-jima is home to the active volcano Mt. Oyama, and both visitors to and inhabitants of the island are required to always have a gas mask with them due to the danger of possible releases of sulfuric gas by the volcano. You are not required to wear the mask at all times, but, as you can see, it makes for some interesting photo-ops.